There’s water to the left of y'all
Like
Go get it.
It’s always been there.you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple
Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude
good thought of the day: Liam Payne joining the Avengers.
Tony: *sigh* what’s your super power, kid?
Steve and Sam smile. “Go on, do it. Do the thing,” Sam says.
Liam: *grins until his eyes crinkle*
Bruce: you’re hired.
“Sweetie, would you say grace, please?”
LMFAO!!!!!! CLASSIC
In that moment I was will
- Zayn: *texts louis* bro stop being immature and shading me on twitter
- Louis: 💅🏻 new phone who dis.
I may be trash, but i’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say “should this be recycling?” Yeah i’m that kind of trash.
When your friend recs you the nastiest smut out there
~wink wink, nudge nudge~
- 2012 me: Is it really that hard to spell correctly? You're*
- me now: oh m gOD ur so stup go back 2 sküLE
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay